228: Reviews of Rage Rooms

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Put your belongings in a garbage bag lined crate, throw on your enormous gardening gloves, and prepare to feel the rage COFFIN Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Get your mystery pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tera tera tera tera important message. We have a merch sale for you all
0:06.1	Sale sale through the month of April if you buy one logo sweatshirt an impeccable vibes sweatshirt or a dad hat
0:13.5	You get a free mystery pin and that includes our back order
0:17.0	So that includes the ones that y'all have been asking for a free release. It's a mystery
0:21.1	So don't get mad if you don't get the exact one that includes pretty much all of our pins
0:26.4	I'm pretty sure you stop getting so mad. I'm sorry
0:28.6	I'm already mad already defensive. Oh calm down. It's a fire sale fire fire sale
0:36.4	It's a lot of fire sale. It's a mystery pin sale
0:38.9	Yeah, and you can also get 50% off our posters nice. So go to bit.ly slash beach to Sandy merch to get your
0:47.6	Lovely products today get your big prize. Yeah
0:51.3	What's up guys? I am Ashley Gavin and I am your father. I'm Elena Joy. I am mommy
0:56.6	And I'm Mac and Jimmy your hot teenage brother. Baby Mac is baby. We are your chosen family because you don't have a gay family
1:03.9	And you need a gay family every week
1:06.5	We bring a topic to the family dinner table from gender dysphoria to monogamy to how to figure out if someone is into you
1:12.0	Listen to chosen family every Wednesday on your favorite podcast app or watch full episodes on YouTube to get the full family experience
1:19.2	Chosen family is a part of the forever dog podcast network
1:23.1	Welcome to beach to Sandy water to wet a
1:27.9	Podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what did think
1:35.9	Between you and me. I wanted to like this podcast
1:40.4	But I'd give it zero stars if I could
1:53.4	Hello and welcome to beach to Sandy water to at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion
2:00.3	I'm X-T. I'm X Andy. I'm so excited excited excited to read
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