#2298 - Kurt Metzger

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube. www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com Get 10% off perfect boots at Tecovas.com/Rogan Don’t miss out on all the action - Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/rogan or with my promo code ROGAN. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS).1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 4/13/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
0:04.0	The Joe Rogan Experience.
0:06.1	Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
0:12.3	I have these shades, you know why?
0:14.3	I'll save this gold.
0:15.6	Because the future's so bright.
0:17.5	You got to wear shades.
0:18.8	Oh, nuclear war.
0:19.9	The Flash, you have 50.
0:21.2	Oh, yeah.
0:21.8	It's good.
0:22.4	Protection.
0:23.0	I heard, get under the table as well.
0:24.9	You remember that in high school?
0:26.1	Did they do that in your high school?
0:27.6	No, they're younger than me.
0:28.3	Okay, yeah.
0:29.3	They used to tell us.
0:30.7	Get under the, I'm 10 years older.
0:32.2	Yeah, my parents did that too.
0:32.9	Oh, yeah. They told you get under the table. They did that surprisingly long. It's like a mask for COVID.
0:38.9	It's basically the same thing.
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