230: Reviews of Disney Channel Original Movies

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up guys, I'm Ashley Gavin. You probably know me from my viral standup comedy videos
0:27.5	on TikTok and YouTube and I just put out a comedy special so you can watch a full hour of my standup comedy.
0:33.8	And if you don't believe that it's gonna be good, here's a clip.
0:36.9	You guys hear about this pastor in the south who said he'd unlock the problem to getting rid of all the gays?
0:42.5	It's on YouTube, fantastic. You gotta watch it.
0:47.0	He's like, all the first thing we gotta do, we gotta take all the last bans.
0:52.5	Put them in a B, electrified fence.
0:55.1	Canger man, stop right there. I'm in.
0:58.7	Who's having a cage with the otherwise pence?
1:03.6	The special comes out on April 23rd at 7pm and we have a live viewing party that starts beforehand at 6pm also on my YouTube.
1:13.8	Head over to youtube.com slash at ashgabs to check out the comedy special right now.
1:21.2	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.
1:26.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
1:34.1	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:51.3	Hello and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.
1:57.1	A podcast where we'd read the worst reviews in most patriotic fashion. What name is Andy? Hi.
2:01.3	The most patriotic fashion? No, god, no. Today, yes.
2:06.2	Especially those cadet Kelly reviews.
2:08.0	Okay, I was like, where are we going with this?
2:10.5	I see you're already tearing up.
2:12.5	I, my allergies are killing me today.
2:14.4	Okay. I'm gonna try my best not to sneeze.
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