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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.85.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

0:08.4

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

0:14.6

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:30.0

Hello, high flying singer songwriters. We're going to coach Ella Valley today. We're

0:43.0

gonna ride the heat wave. Okay. I've never been. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell you

0:50.2

don't get it. You don't get the vibes. You know, it's okay. It's okay. I've been there

0:54.1

just a couple times. How many times I only went once? I went twice. One time as a VIP. The

1:01.0

other time as a normal person. Did you pay VIP? I did not pay for that ticket. How'd you get it?

1:06.6

Stranger cat. Cat Martino was performing there with she was singing back up for Sophia and

1:13.3

Stephens. That's casual. And she knew I was in LA and she reached out. She's like, hey, you want

1:16.8

you on a VIP bath? Oh hell. And I was like, okay. He was like, yeah, and for my sister. Never mind.

1:23.2

It was like my first week working at my job, my new job with, you know, who? Yeah, that's

1:29.2

a cool. That's why I thought maybe it was like related to that job. Yeah, I had nothing to do with him.

1:33.2

He wouldn't give you for him. Not absolutely not. He would not have. He should not be named.

1:37.5

I would have turned, would have turned bad. But no, it was lots of fun. I bumped into Amber Rose's

1:44.1

security detail in the way. Physically. Physically. I thought you just. I wasn't like, oh,

1:48.4

hey, good to see you security. It's extremely alarming that you knew what are security

1:53.7

detail. I definitely didn't. Cool. But you found out. I ran into this man who was probably

1:59.2

literally twice my size. Oh fuck. Like height and width and just everything. He was just

2:04.4

massive. Like, you know, he could just squash me. I bumped into him and I was like, oh my gosh,

2:09.3

I'm so sorry, whatever. They polite. Nothing bad happened. It wasn't like, I don't, and then I

2:13.9

look behind him and there's like Amber Rose just kind of chilling. Oh boy, Sandy. Oh, whoopsies.

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