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The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Comedy, Sports, Stand-up

5 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Ol’ Josh-y just got his eyes checked and now he’s finally seeing things clearly. Not actually, he’s still very much blind. But metaphorically? The world is coming through in 6k. The hot news women of the southwest are live and in color. His third eye is open. And what has the world revealed to him? The same old same old. Baseball is back. Teachers are pissin’ on kids. And Tyreek is still a freak. Isn’t it beautiful?! So here it is: MORE STORIES, FOLKS! And don’t forget to write in to the show @ [email protected]. The stories recently have been amazing, and that’s all thanks to you, you filthy Roach Reporters. ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE: ★ Gold Digger Baseball ★ Weezer Wife Shooting ★ Corpses on the Subway ★ Gnats in Caskets ★ Color Guard Controversy And much more! ★★★ This week's Intro Music: “Death March Rest Stop” by @OddTrackNumbers Outro Music: “Live From The Roach Motel (feat. Hendawg)” by Brothers ★★★ See Josh Live! Oct 31st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 1st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 2nd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 3rd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 4th - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God ALL STAND UP LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE: https://thejoshpotter.com ★★★ Josh Potter 💻 Website: https://thejoshpotter.com ✖️ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/j_potter 📷 Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/josh_potter 📽️ YouTube: @TheJoshPotterShow 🎦 Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/thejoshpottershow 🎮 Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/josh_potter 🎦 Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/josh_potter 👕 Merch: http://www.joshpottermerch.com 📧 E-Mail: [email protected] ★★★ Sponsors: 🚀 Rocket Money - Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://rocketmoney.com/potter 🧑‍🍳 Home Chef - Go to http://www.HomeChef.com/Potter for 18 Free Meals PLUS Free Dessert for Life and of course, Free Shipping on your first box! 🚭 Lucy - Go to http://www.Lucy.co/Potter and use the promo code POTTER for 20% off your first order! ★★★ #joshpotter #alexhooper #ymh #podcast #comedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's a lot to keep new parents awake at night.
0:04.0	But it won't be the prices at ASDA's Baby and Toddler event, starting from the 21st of April,
0:09.0	including the MAM Anticolic Bottle set down from £38 to 2498,
0:13.4	and the newbie rapid cool bottle maker down from £40 to 2488.
0:17.5	Plus, for more exclusive offers, sign up to Asda rewards baby and toddler club that's asda price
0:23.1	select a source and light subject to availability as the reward requires app and registration one membership per person full tees and sees azda.com slash rewards slash terms goals
0:31.3	it's bed time bed time one more rate i'm almost done okay kidd oh that's enough time's One more, Ray! I'm almost done.
0:38.2	Okay, kiddo.
0:39.0	That's enough.
0:39.6	Time's up.
0:40.3	On to the app.
0:41.5	Your Wi-Fi is going off.
0:43.3	Going off.
0:45.2	Off.
0:47.9	Manage your kids' time online with EE Wi-Fi controls.
0:52.3	Helping them to switch off and drift off.
0:55.5	Search EEE Broadband.
0:57.3	Eligibility criteria apply.
0:58.8	New EEE broadband customers. Oh boy.
1:23.5	Welcome. Welcome one.
1:27.4	It's another episode of the Josh Potter show. Josh Potter here with you once again.
1:32.1	Excited to be here in the Comedy Store Studios. It's just you and me today, baby. And we have Lee and Alex here, of course.
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