239: Reviews of County Fairs and Porn

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:07.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill.
0:21.0	On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:26.0	Search zero with an axe, because healthy business is beautiful business.
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0:59.0	Entrance must be 18 plus.
1:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet.
1:05.0	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
1:13.0	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.
1:18.0	But I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:35.0	Sandy just looked at me and said, by the way, I have four reviews and I made quite a...
1:39.0	It got me nervous. I was like, is this gonna be a 20 minute episode?
1:42.0	No, because I have like 40,000.
1:45.0	Thank God.
1:46.0	Are you sure?
1:47.0	I felt bad. I was like, I'm bringing so many effing reviews today.
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