Welcome to Sophia with NF! Let's just take a walk over to the Beggar's corner where

you will find me jingling my cup of fucking change, asking you to show me a little bit of love,

some real, free loading shit. Please subscribe to the show and or rate it five stars,

preferably. And if you've already done it, grab your fucking boyfriend's phone. He deserves to

know how fucking cool you are by listening to me. There's someone in the room with me and they're

making a face who will be announced shortly. It really, it helps me. It makes me look good,

but more importantly, it makes the podcast look good. So I can continue doing my thing,

whatever the fuck that may be. I am flying solo this week, solo, dolo. So everyone listening,

it's just me and you, but I'm not completely alone because my producer, Slash Cousin,

Slash Prodeje is here as always. Hi, Alex. Hi, Sophia. How are you feeling? I'm feeling great.

Okay. Do you know what Prodeje means? No. I mean, I've heard the word before once or twice in my

lifetime. I have no idea. It's when someone more experienced or inspirational guides you. So that's

me to you. No. No. Alex, you can go ahead and put your fucking spray bottle Slash weapon down.

I literally googled spray bottle for cats. Guys, Alex is holding full like a photo picture.

She is holding a literal spray bottle to spray me anytime. I say, should I shouldn't say? Yes.

Like, so if you hear any spritzing, just disregard it. Just know that Sophia said something. She

absolutely was not supposed to say, but I think it's going to help me. She's going to be

soaking wet after it. She's going to look like she just got off Splash Mow in after this episode.

Slash Mow in. Okay. Let's do a mental health check really quick. I am feeling fucking amazing.

I am in a tweaker mood. I am tweaking and no, it's not because I like booty bump to Adderall.

Life is just fucking great right now. Say lovey. I worked out. I showered. I've slept. I'm looking

for apartments in New York. I got fucked. I'm just I'm sky high. Does that really make sense?

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