26: Unconditional

God Awful Movies

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix. It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who killed her husband, even though the only description she has to work with is "african american male." So listen in as we desperately try to fill an entire episode with a movie where nothing actually ever happens; Unconditional.---

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0:00.0	What are those eat? Do they eat people? Oh, it's a people eating horse.
0:07.0	Again,
0:13.0	billionaire money, because that one, wouldn't that be been great?
0:16.0	Switch it up to a horror movie,
0:18.0	where the horse now hunts everyone in this group?
0:20.0	Yeah, exactly, exactly.
0:22.0	They all, they're all huddled into the barn and increasingly small numbers.
0:25.0	He's done keeping secrets.
0:27.0	MIR!
0:28.0	A
0:30.0	Anti-Semitic People Eating Horse.
0:32.0	This movie needs a sequel. anti-Semitic people eating horse. It's fun.
0:34.0	This movie needs a sequel.
0:37.0	God awful movie. Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.0	Christian cinema because it turns out that Schadenfreude is monetizable.
0:58.0	I'm your host No Illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:01.4	Enwright. Heath, welcome back. I loved it. I loved it. Such a good friend Heath and right heath welcome back I loved it I loved it
1:04.0	such a good film fantastic and sitting nine hundred and eighty nine miles to my
1:08.7	right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:13.0	I'm doing pretty fantastic. I saw an Oscar winning film so I feel pretty great.
1:18.8	I'm going to beat Leo out for the Oscar I can tell.
1:21.0	Oh, well somebody has to, yeah. You can fight a bear all you want but if he
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