One semester of law school. One semester of criminal justice. Two experts. I'm Kristen Caruso. I'm Brandy Pond. Let's go to court.

On this episode, I'll be talking about a home invasion. Oh, will you? I will.

Hello, everybody! That's too much. You need to take it down to several notches. Why? Because it's a sombre day. Why is it a sombre day?

Because the road crews are back out in front of my house again. They're so fucking loud. I thought they were gone, but they're back.

I did a circle for hours trying to fight a parking spot. By hours, she means a couple minutes. It was. They were very heroin.

I don't operate well with parking anxiety. Oh, my God. You and parking anxiety. Yeah.

This is why you can never live in the city. I can't live in the city. Exactly. You lose your mind. Yeah, I can't handle it. I have to know exactly where I'm going to be able to park.

Why, though? You don't have like mobility issues? No, I don't. But it's not about me personally. It's about like getting my car in somewhere and then not being able to get it out of that somewhere that I get anxious about.

We shouldn't have parked it in the quicksand. I realize that now. Shit. Oh, hello, everyone.

Thank you, everyone. That seems like a weird transition. They're going to think there was like some weird edit. There is no weird.

There's no weird. We're just basking in how amazing everyone's response has been to our announcement about our format change.

Yeah, we really appreciate it. We were super nervous to make that announcement. And we thought we'd get a lot of unhinged, very angry responses. Yeah, which we would take very seriously.

I think, okay. Yeah, we're totally, but no, you're all really nice. Yeah, everybody's been really amazing about it. Thank you. And oh, my gosh, let me tell you something. I didn't prepare a case this week. And it feels so good.

I did prepare a case this week. Would you like to hear it? It's actually very long. So this is actually one that's been on my list for a really long time. Yeah, but it's so long.

And I was like, can't do that. And so I have an opportunity to do it today. You sure do. Yeah.

First, why don't we plug our Patreon? Oh, yeah, give us a nice butt plug about our Patreon, Kristen. Wow. I've only got this used one right now.

Yeah. If you'd like more of us and why wouldn't you?

That's right. Join us on Patreon at the $5 level or higher. We've got 48 bonus episodes on there. They are on a meaty boys episode.

We tell two cases per episode on there, which is more than I can say for this shitty show.

Also, we've got more stuff on there if you want more. Yeah, all kinds of stuff.

Getting ducted. Oh, was that you were just more or less is more. Okay, Patty cut all that.

No, don't cut it. Patty let the people know that Brandy doesn't know what she's doing today. She's okay. She's all messed up. She's all pretty good today, actually.

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