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263: Strongman Duo Chop and Steele

Let's Go To Court!

Let's Go To Court!

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2023

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready to get buff? Boy, have you come to the right place!

In this episode, we learn from the VERY REAL strongman duo, Chop and Steele. They’ll lead you through workouts you’ve probably never heard of… like chopping twigs in half! Wanna work those legs? Try stomping on an Easter basket! When you’re really ready to get your pump on, fill a jug with some leftover turbo gravy. Do a few reps. You’ll definitely feel the burn! (What’s turbo gravy, you ask? What a weird question! You’ve obviously never heard of Chef Keith Guerke.)

… are you starting to think that these guys aren’t the real deal? Well, that probably means you’re smarter than the morning news anchors who invited Chop and Steele on air.

And now for a note about our process. For this episode, Kristin read a bunch of articles, then spat them back out in her very limited vocabulary. We owe a huge debt of gratitude to the real experts who covered these cases.

In this episode, Kristin pulled from:
The documentary, “Chop and Steele”
“Fake strongman duo Chop and Steele prank morning TV shows,” Found Footage Fest channel on YouTube
“Fake strongman duo Chop and Steele in North Dakota,” Found Footage Fest channel on YouTube
“K-Strass the yo-yo guy super compilation,” Comedy for Profit channel on YouTube
“The Found Footage Festival has triumphed in its copyright lawsuit,” by Jim Vorel for Paste Magazine
“Gray Television Group, Inc v. Found Footage Festival, LLC” court documents
“Chasing the story of Chop & Steele” by Richard Whittaker for the Austin Chronicle
“Meet the comedy duo who got sued for pranking the news,” by Oliver Noble for Vice.com

YOU’RE STILL READING? My, my, my, you skeezy scunch! You must be hungry for more! We’d offer you some sausage brunch, but that gets messy. So how about you head over to our Patreon instead? (patreon.com/lgtcpodcast). At the $5 level, you’ll get 48+ full length bonus episodes, plus access to our 90’s style chat room!

Transcript

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0:00.0

One semester of law school one semester of criminal justice two experts. I'm Kristen Caruso. I'm Brandy Pond

0:09.2

Let's go to court on this episode. I'll be talking about chop and steal

0:16.2

Those are like two people chop and steal hell. Yeah, they are someone named chop and someone named steal damn Skippy is just like

0:25.4

Jim bro Bert Nernie

0:30.0

Yes

0:33.7

Beautiful way of putting up

0:35.7

You've really captured the chop and steal

0:42.2

Brandy how you doing today

0:44.4

Wonderful. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm ready to get my pump on are you do look pumped? Yeah

0:49.6

Yeah, yeah, are you ready to pump up the jam? It might do have to do a workout for this

0:55.3

You know what here's what I'll tell you

0:57.5

You're gonna want to do a workout. Oh, yeah, you're gonna hear some of this stuff and you're gonna be inspired. Okay

1:03.8

To chop and or steal calm down. Oh, I don't don't get too cute. All right. I don't want these guys to come kick our asses. Okay

1:14.1

And before that inevitably happens. Yeah sign up for our patreon. Well, she is before we get our asses kicked

1:21.4

Patreon where you can binge

1:24.2

49 bonus episodes. Oh, that's a lot of bonus episodes. Yeah, what you talked about on the most recent one Kristen

1:31.4

I talked about the bestie little bridge you did in oh

1:35.8

Hi-oh

1:37.8

Oh, H. That's right. You're supposed to then say I owe man. Oh, I'm sorry

1:45.4

Yeah, um, so it's if that beautiful comedic timing

1:50.0

Appealed to you. You'll play more than I came from right over

1:53.9

Patreon at the higher levels. We've got more shit for you. Yeah, all kinds of shit. Go check it out patreon.com slash LGTC podcast

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