271: Thanksgiving is the Middle Child of the Holidays
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Well, we’re officially allowing teen backseaters on the show so, no eating back there, do you have your house keys?, and no stops for friends! As you may have heard Uber is offering teen accounts and Dustin and Mel gotta break that down alongside why Thanksgiving sucks, Mel’s hard sell on her booty bump story, why holiday decorating early is a good idea, Five Nights at Freddy’s Bingo Dingo, your emails and more!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny |
| 0:20.5 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian. The host. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh gosh, I've got to come my own heart down there. |
| 0:28.0 | Get a little too hyped up. |
| 0:30.0 | Belly breath. Of the aforementioned podcast and a long... Billy Bress. |
| 0:32.8 | Of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio and downtown |
| 0:38.0 | Lameza above Public Square Coffey is my lovely wife and co-host, Melissa Nickerson, |
| 0:42.3 | dressed as a 90s Nick Jr. character today. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.2 | And female blues. |
| 0:49.8 | I know. I love it. over here to teach us our vowels. And it looks |
| 0:59.4 | watching is important. And it looks really good on you. |
| 1:02.4 | I'm not going to lie. |
| 1:03.0 | Is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson and with us of course as Andy, our producer. |
| 1:10.0 | Great to see everybody. |
| 1:12.0 | Downtown. |
| 1:14.0 | Don, da, da, da, baa, |
| 1:16.0 | okay, people don't want this, but, |
| 1:17.5 | and they don't know that it's a call back to us being silly before, |
| 1:20.5 | but we're in you, we got a lot to get to we do today is Halloween if you're going to hell |
| 1:26.0 | today's Halloween but if not it's just the fall festival at your church that's right just. Just a rate. It's not related |
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