272 Cam Makes a Sex Tape with a Celery Stalk (feat. Michael Longfellow)

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Comic Mike Longfellow (CONAN) joins us for one of our most revealing episodes to-date! Things we discovered: We've all jerked off in public restrooms, Mike discovered porn from a friend in computer class, and I made a sex tape with a celery stalk. But honestly, who hasn't? If this magical romp is not enough, join us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom for more sex laughs with Mike. You can watch Mike's stand-up and find out about his tour dates at MichaelLongfellow.com. Make sure to follow him on Instagram @Longfellow_Michael and Twitter @Longfellowww. Looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for you or your lover? Pick up one of KarenLee's favorite vibrators at LELO.com! Get 20% off any products not already on sale at LELO.com with code MOM20. If you like what you hear, please help support our show by leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. You can also subscribe to our channel on Castbox.fm (or the Castbox app), so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 200+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Valentine's Day is coming up. What are you doing to celebrate? I'm going to treat myself to a brand
0:05.8	new Lalo. Lalo makes those vibrators that you don't want to miss out on. You don't want to miss out on
0:11.5	them because they have state of the art technology. They're simple and functional in their design.
0:16.0	And guess what? You could leave them on your nightstand. They're so beautiful that people think
0:19.7	they're lovely back massagers.
0:21.2	You've recommended them to everyone I know.
0:22.9	I've used it for the past decade, Cam.
0:24.8	These are my faves.
0:25.9	So if you want Karen Lee's Fave Vibrators, for this Valentine's Day, you can get 20% off any of the products already not on discount when you use promo code mom 20 at lelo.com.
0:39.9	That's code mom 20 at l-e-l-o.com.
0:44.9	Laylo.
0:45.6	Take it from me.
0:46.5	You will not be disappointed.
0:48.4	You are listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:50.8	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:56.3	How do you feel about talking about sex with my mom?
0:58.4	Do you mean my mom?
0:59.3	Just right now.
1:00.4	No, no.
1:00.5	What's the temperature?
1:01.6	Way better with your mom than like my mom if I had to choose.
1:05.1	I choose someone else's mom every time.
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