You guys welcome to episode 27 of the Smushroom, the podcast that deep dives are

on the well-known and more importantly not so well-known hookups of your

favorite reality TV stars. I'm your host

Sissy Spaceik and I just I wanted to start by letting you know that I am

sick and I thought about like if I should edit out like the coughs, but there'll be so many that it just it feels like it would just be

Ridiculous to edit out the coughs so just like expect the coughs. I can't really control it at this point.

Like it's, I'm really stereotypical like fucking cold medication commercial sick. Like I have like tissues surrounding my

pillow in bed and I'm like getting up in the middle of the night and like sneezing

while wearing like bunny slippers and like you know what I mean it's just like it's all it's like very cliche

But I still you know I've got a really fun episode planned I also just I guess I should let you know

that I'm trying to like recreate the sound of my old closet where I used to live basically and

you know this apartment building that I live in now like every room just echoes like a goddamn cathedral,

so it's like I don't ever know where to go.

So I'm like testing this other closet.

I'm like sitting in a closet, but it's just like not the same same I used to have like a little tiny

walk-in closet like it was a tiny little like you could like step your body in kind of

situation like enough for a table in a chair you know and now I'm in like a

a half closet so like my body's in it.

But like the speaker or the microphone isn't so like the purpose is completely defeated.

There's literally no reason for me to be sitting. like the purpose is completely defeated.

There's literally no reason for me to be sitting here

inside a closet, but you know,

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