290: I Have To Use My Mouth

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Don’t drink a whole pot of coffee, Pat needs her glasses, all-star is finally over and watch out for red flags. Crystal was back at the hospital, tv used to be brutal, sometimes karma is on time and onions are good suckers.

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone.
0:22.2	Welcome to Hello Disfunction.
0:23.3	I'm Patafria.
0:24.6	I'm Crystal.
0:26.8	This is episode 290.
0:28.7	Yes, it is.
0:29.9	We're moving up in the world.
0:30.6	Ten more.
0:31.6	Mm-hmm.
0:32.3	300.
0:34.3	Oh, my God.
0:50.2	We were just laughing because the client I take care of, their parent was texting me because I was relaying some information to them about what I observed.
0:57.6	And she said, we've been trying to, mind you, she's like in her 80s. And she has Alzheimer's, but she's just wonderful. And she's like, we've been trying to cut her down to only one cup of
1:02.7	coffee today. May I ask, did she have one cup? And I was like, fuck. Nobody told me, what do I say?
1:09.8	Because she drank an entire pot of coffee in three hours.
1:14.0	Like every truck.
1:15.9	And I didn't even say this part.
1:18.5	I made another four cups.
1:22.5	So she drank a pot and a half?
1:25.0	A pot and a cup.
1:28.6	She's supposed to have a cup. But we were saying, like, you can't lie.
1:36.1	No, I can't lie.
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