290-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL?? ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut butter can be used as a lubricant? Tom's family has tested it. Pastor Manning lets us inside Starbucks secrets - just how much semen are they putting in your drink? We have highlights from our LIVE show in Cincy with Geoff Tate AKA Denim on Denim AKA Hot Dogs and Gatorade for LYFE. You'll find out how many hot dogs he's been eating. We haven't heard back yet from Gloria Estefan, but we're hoping by putting our song out there that she will respond soon. Love, The Miami Fart Machine

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0:00.0	Woo-hoo!
0:44.5	�리
1:06.3	Mm-hmm
1:08.3	is big time.
1:10.3	I know the card here.
1:12.3	How should we have the Niko Lando here?
1:15.3	How should we have the Moms house podcast?
1:17.3	How should we have the Moms house?
1:19.3	How should we have the Moms house?
1:21.3	Wow, what the fuck?
1:22.3	How should we have the Moms house?
1:29.3	Whoa!
1:30.3	You like that song a lot?
1:31.3	Joe Double.
1:32.3	Always the Joe Double.
1:33.3	He did the...
1:34.3	He's good.
1:35.3	He is good.
1:36.3	He did the OG, the original first shit we ever got.
1:39.3	The first shit different toilet we ever got was from Joe Double.
1:43.3	Yeah, the original one.
1:46.3	And he sampled me going,
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