291-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangbanger named "Little Boy" talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you in the mood - Margarita, anyone?! Plus we weigh in on candy bars - are you an immigrant or do you eat what people born 'round these parts eat? We got that Chris Gaines doc you know you wanna hear - Do you LIKE THAT? And it turns out vocal fry isn't just frustrating to friends and family - employers hate it too. Farts? We got those too.

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0:00.0	Part of enjoying life is to make the most out of everything that you do.
0:05.6	You see lions out in the serendetti when they stake out their territory, you know,
0:09.8	what they're sent, that's what I do.
0:12.8	Anytime I start going far, you know, 30 minutes later, I'll be dropping one in.
0:17.2	Did you just fart?
0:18.4	Did you just fart your hand?
0:20.2	This was a real squirt or drop my load, just chill and take a dump.
0:23.8	He's the Oprah of shitting.
0:25.9	Absolutely.
0:26.9	Kind of the Dr. Oz of the Radio Network.
0:29.8	You know the wipes people use to clean like their countertops, industrial strength.
0:33.9	Always use the handicaps though.
0:35.5	Hard to hold your cheeks together when you're walking down stairs.
0:37.9	The cheeks don't stay close on the butt.
0:39.8	The toilet seat carbers worked great.
0:41.9	It did the job.
0:42.9	To give me great advice on how to wipe.
0:45.3	If you wipe too hard, like I used to get tinged.
0:49.0	You need to wipe down.
0:50.4	Wipe down.
0:51.4	Wipe down.
0:53.4	I forgot how many great sound bites are in that.
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