293: Where's My Provider Lesbian?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Itsnotreal is a terrorist state, Home Depot was not welcoming to Pat, don’t trust raggedy dentist offices and Crystal had a really close call. Going to sleep is embarrassing, sometimes you have to parent the parents, Crystal is in the Mandela effect and do not play about your credit.

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0:00.0	Now, sure.
0:22.8	Hi, welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 293.
0:28.1	The kids need to shut up.
0:29.8	Oh, I'm Crystal.
0:31.3	I'm Patifria.
0:33.5	Hi.
0:34.4	Hi, guys.
0:35.5	Here we are.
0:35.9	We're dancing.
0:37.0	Listen to the ambiance.
0:38.4	The noisy fucking Kressi.
0:40.6	Camp fire.
0:41.7	Yes.
0:42.5	It's the loudest candle ever to exist.
0:45.1	Mm-hmm.
0:45.5	Because holy shit.
0:47.9	Those other ones were doing that too.
0:49.7	Is it the brand or is it?
0:51.3	I think so.
0:51.9	And they have wooden wicks instead of like a little string
0:55.2	okay that's probably so it's literally a campfire in a cup yeah okay that makes sense it's very
1:02.0	crackly um we've been kind of not talking about it as much but um Israel is decimating Gaza again um it's no coincidence
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