294-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast. We've been shooting our pilot and trying to live thru puppyhood. Both are exhausting. PLUS we have some VERY NSFW audio on this one. This episode might seriously be a collection of some of the most sexually offensive clips we've ever played, plus a new one that's going in the vault. We review the first 10 minutes of a Steven Seagal film that is so bad, so impossibly not put together that after a 3rd viewing we're still not sure what's going on - but Stone Cold Steve Austin is in it too. You ready to Fill Her Up? We got that too.

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0:00.0	And then uh...
0:03.0	What was that?
0:34.0	It's the worst dog.
0:37.0	Our new dog?
0:39.0	She's the worst, the worst.
0:41.0	It's the worst dog we've ever had.
0:44.0	Is that amazing?
0:46.0	The one we got from the breeder,
0:48.0	Spent to fortune on,
0:50.0	Is the shittiest dog in the world.
0:51.0	And the one we got from Downey,
0:53.0	Who's on Death Row,
0:54.0	Is like the best dog on the planet.
0:56.0	Fucking unreal.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Uh, we'll get into it all in a minute.
1:00.0	Sorry, we're late.
1:01.0	Uh, we got a lot to tell you about why we're late.
1:04.0	Shooting the pilot obviously.
1:06.0	Um, I'll tell you a couple
1:08.0	Show things coming up.
1:10.0	I had to cancel Las Vegas.
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