297-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2015

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it. The Mommies have an announcement so big they have to play a new sound cue just to live up to the magnitude of it - you'll just have to listen. Plus can you have jeans sewn into your skin so you never have to change them? Serial killers are such a fascinating, but disagreeable bunch of fellas. Have you heard of Ted Bundy? Not nice. We listen to audio of him talking about his favorite activity - killing. AND it's the return of our favorite GIGOLO -BRACE. He has a bombshell announcement and gets down and dirty about a lot of his Ho'in details.

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0:00.0	Lind E from the
0:06.1	Lими
0:10.0	苦 is a lot
0:17.8	cellent
0:21.0	I'm uptight, I'm uptight, I'm uptight, I'm uptight, I'm uptight, I'm uptight
0:26.0	Welcome to your mom's house, your host Tom Sigouran for Spina Pajitsky
0:38.0	I'm full of your dreams, but I'm uptight
0:41.0	And with your red office, you'll live your whole life blind
0:44.0	Bikes!
0:45.0	Next up, brown talk, you have a toe wipe down
0:47.0	Don't hesitate to listen to their mommy's with the crown
0:51.0	A wipe down, a razor wipe, pop pop, I got serious
0:55.0	We build up a sailor shot
0:57.0	Oh yeah, and that's good enough, it's a chop
1:00.0	You've lost them on T28 and dream
1:03.0	I take fiat with shiny man, I'm fiat's white
1:06.0	Who just bothered was that the old man, all I know, Bikes!
1:10.0	Hey buddy, yes, who is it?
1:12.0	Many people talk, don't spread the knowledge, all about the shit
1:16.0	Mommy, T and Mommy, see, Lex and all the girls
1:19.0	There's guests watching, glips and talking, shit
1:21.0	The mommy is the best, but I want to say this once
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