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Zandy and we are here with episode 299. It's one away from a special 300

episode that... Do you know what I always think of which it feels like very us energy when the macaroos on my brother

my brother me were reaching episode 420. They got really, pardon the joke, the joke, the

inadvertent joke, but they got really paranoid and they were like, how do we do 420? like what do we do and so then they skipped it they just

did 421 yeah that's hilarious they got like so in their heads that they were like, you know what, we'll do it another time. And they skipped it and they've just never done it. And I remember being like, wow, that's so relatable. Like, we'll just, yeah yeah because I've been dreading 300 yeah which is a milestone and such a positive one and yet I'm like uh-uh I hate the idea of it

I know I know I know. I feel like we have a plan. Yeah the only

episode that I'm excited for for either of my podcast is 666 because it's like oh that's

like silly and like fun to say and like you know you can lean into like the

demonic forces but 300 feels like a blast you know the demonic forces sure exactly you get it like four twenty is easy you just are like

this is an excuse to have an edible and read reviews of dispensaries or something you know

like for us at least.

I mean, we've done that already.

We've already done that.

Yeah, but we got to pretend like it's special for 420.

But 300, I guess, like it's just a we didn't do anything for 200 I think is that correct

or 250 we didn't there is something that we didn't do something for and we were like

we should you should have done something for 300.

Yeah, I already forgot we already had something planned. I was gonna say let's just skip it and then I realized wait a minute we've already put the wheels into motion.

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