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I just look at this picture you sent post in the story.

The picture was in the story, I just say, is death grip syndrome actually real and it can to harm your penis?

And the hand is like just destroying a tomato.

I know.

And I'm thinking, what the hell?

You do that to your dink.

It's going to hurt, man.

Yeah.

Yeah, don't do that.

But apparently this is something it's not, they don't have a technical medical term for it.

But this is something that I guess Dan Savage coined back in the early 2000s.

And now it's in urban dictionary and Reddit threads.

And it's, I guess, why they

accepted? What's death grip syndrome? I love the fact that either way I'm masturbating is really

catching on. It is. And the listeners have been doing that, by the way. Of some instances where you

just shouldn't be masturbating. Yeah. Like, you know, let's go with Helen Mirren.

We could take Highway 75 or we could take Interstate 35.

Either way, I'm masturbating.

No, you shouldn't masturbate while you drive.

I think that should be off-limit.

I did that once in high school, yeah.

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