30: Ketamine Kweens ft. Fabby

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole! Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA Function of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Liquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, welcome to Swaf that stands for Sophia with an F people. I am in a fucking
0:15.8	mood today. I'm running on one hour of sleep. I'm on my second hard seltzer. Fabi, what
0:22.8	are you on? I'm on my first seltzer and I just took a two hour nap. So, my might be doing
0:29.2	a little better guys. You will never believe who is here and I'm so excited. Guess who's back?
0:36.5	Back again. 90s back. People are going to think we're talking about someone else. We're not talking
0:42.8	on the back. We're talking about Fabi Jones. She needs no introduction at this point. She's a
0:49.1	fucking regular. Fabi showed up here with the most beautiful, cutest bag. I am so fucking jealous.
1:00.1	What is a bag? It is the Louis Vuitton vanity bag. It's cream and rosewood, which just those words
1:08.8	together. Cream and rosewood. I want the candle. I want the lipstick. The name of the bag is definitely
1:15.6	a selling point. Yes. But I was told that there was only seven of them left in the United States.
1:21.5	And I happened to get one. Wait in Vegas? No, in the United States. They had to ship it in from a
1:26.8	different place. Oh, okay. It was completely sold out online. Wow. And when I went to pick it up
1:32.2	from the store, I was like trying it on and like all of the girls around me were like, wait,
1:36.6	like what's that bag now? It's like it's not available for any of you peasant. You're like, I was
1:42.5	on a fucking waiting list. Do that for like the burger. Fabi showed up with this fucking bag.
1:51.2	I'm very excited about it. I do want to just add in because I don't necessarily think that being
1:56.6	overly excited about a material thing is the best. Should be glorified. I don't know. But I do
2:03.6	wanted to seem relatable. And the fact that I did sell to the bag that I already had in order to
2:09.8	pay for this one. So having something like this is not unattainable. If you wanted to make a purchase
2:15.9	like this, you know, sell your clothes on Poshmark. How much was the bag? The bag, including
2:21.7	taxes, 3,500. Okay. And you sold two bags on Poshmark? No, I actually sold one to a Sophia with an F
2:30.7	fan. Shut up. You have not told me this. Oh, I didn't. Yes. I sold my Y asalt to her. And then
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