306: Keaton

The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

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Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hey Loft Mates! This is the one where Jess throws a Halloween Party and Schmidt's not invited. Plus, the rest of the loft learns Schmidt's mom's been cosplaying Michael Keaton via email to help bring a positive male role model in his life. Jess, Nick, and Winston reactivate the potato-based email to mentor a douche-jar-worthy Schmidt once again. Also, Taye Diggs is here and he's super flexible.

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0:00.0	Gabby round.
0:01.0	Yeah.
0:02.0	What are you?
0:03.0	Oh, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Simone.
0:20.0	How are you?
0:22.2	You know, it's going to be a ride today on the podcast because I haven't had coffee in a month.
0:30.4	What?
0:31.0	What are you doing?
0:31.7	And last night I just got back very late at night from a trip to a wedding in Texas, Texas, and woke up early to do the podcast.
0:41.1	So, oh, wow.
0:42.6	I'm on a ride today.
0:43.6	Are you in Texas?
0:44.1	Are you at home?
0:45.0	I'm at home, but I'm on a ride now.
0:47.5	You on a ride now?
0:48.0	We haven't had something when you've, like, cut something out of your, like, diet for a long time.
0:52.1	And then you're like, this coffee's hitting like crazy.
0:55.3	You know what the first thought I had in my head, which is funny wearing a hat today.
0:58.6	The first thought I had about what I wanted to ask you today, this is what the coffee is
1:02.4	doing to my brain, was how long from when you step out of the shower does it take for your
1:10.8	hair to be completely dry?
1:13.0	Seconds?
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