308: Menus
The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
An overabundance of Chinese take-out menus left at the loft's front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys.
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| 0:00.0 | All right that. |
| 0:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.0 | All right. |
| 0:04.0 | All right. |
| 0:05.0 | We've got a great episode coming up for you today. |
| 0:21.6 | It is 308. |
| 0:22.6 | It is a menu. |
| 0:25.6 | Me news. |
| 0:26.6 | Tell us about it. |
| 0:27.6 | Okay, so in this episode, Coach is on a mission to get Nick to work out, wanting him to avoid gaining the boyfriend 15, which is real, by the way. |
| 0:37.9 | And Winston is dying to join them, even though his injuries and body are telling him no. |
| 0:42.9 | I feel like the writers stole this for my real life. |
| 0:45.6 | Speaking of no, when Principal Foster tells Justice she can't go on a field trip to the beach to celebrate Ocean Conservation Day, |
| 0:52.9 | she takes her aggression out on |
| 0:54.6 | hapfu, the local Chinese restaurant that keeps sliding menus under their apartment door. |
| 1:00.9 | Meanwhile, Schmidt is feeling the foam-mo of not living in apartment 4D because his punk |
| 1:05.4 | ass moved out and he tries to install a secret camera in there to monitor his friends. |
| 1:10.5 | Gotta say, that is a bold but |
| 1:13.1 | very smart thing to do. Also, illegal? It's cool. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's like highly |
| 1:19.7 | illegal? I don't think it's illegal if you say, hey, guys, I'm putting a camera in here. And they |
| 1:23.3 | say, okay. Put a hat on it. I'm like, plug it. I know. Okay. Yeah, that's, that's strange. It is strange. Um, okay. Put a hat on it. I'd plug it. I know. |
| 1:27.8 | Okay. |
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