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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Wouldn't it be easier to genetically engineer a martian than terraform Mars? How do mirrors represent distance? Should I wear my Pizza John mask to jury duty?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Who is I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank?
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a advice and
0:12.0	bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and ifs to Wimbledon, John.
0:16.9	It's that time of year but you gotta make sure you don't let your kids eat too much pumpkin
0:21.9	pie, you know why?
0:23.6	Why?
0:24.8	Because they might get...
0:26.6	Pump niyak.
0:29.6	You know it's funny about that, nothing but you know what it reminds me of.
0:35.8	It reminds me of the fact that Alice is actually a allergic to pumpkin pie and yeah so Alice
0:43.0	will love that joke because it does give her ahtom niyak and it makes her a vomit.
0:50.4	So try to avoid the pumpkin pie in our house as much as possible these days.
0:55.1	Hank, you gotta get to the most important news of the week.
0:59.0	I know it's so important.
1:00.3	It's for us.
1:01.3	It's such a difficult two years there is no getting around it but at last finally our
1:08.8	long national nightmare is over and Apple has once more made a notebook computer with
1:16.0	an SD card reader.
1:17.5	Oh thank god.
1:21.0	I think it's been like four or five years and I've this the computer I'm using right
1:25.7	now is really not built to do what I'm doing with it.
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