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I must admit, I do, often. That yellow hue, that fiery kick.

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On me.

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Oh, this radio ad is becoming dull too.

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Canva, Design Against Doll. On Pilot TV this week we're heading behind the scenes of the Blockbuster movie business in the franchise on Sky Comedy,

plunging beneath the waves with Shazard Latif in Nautilus on Prime video.

And Shazard himself, I should say, will be our guest a little bit later on.

And in a last minute substitution,

we are reclining on Jason Seagull's couch

for season two of shrinking on Apple TV Plus.

Plus, we talk to Felicity Ward about stepping into David Brent Shoes on the office, Australia.

I'm James Dyer and welcome to Pilot TV, your essential guide to every show that matters, and a podcast that is still reeling from some last-minute

structural changes and no we're not talking about the drama that Boidey went through trying

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