309 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2015

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insists that Christina is flirting with both their post man and a local Whole Foods Employee. A very sad dental update. Lots of mommy mail and a call from Top Dog!! Is it heaven on earth? No, it's just Your Mom's House!

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0:00.0	The V sent an Addy fart. I was laying down for a while and then I went to the door to
0:11.4	open it for you and that's when it happened. And the fart continued and it continued for
0:19.5	more than a couple of beats. Yeah. God doing this. It's like God worked through me. Yeah.
0:26.5	It's like a spiritual fart. It's still coming out of me. Coming out of me. It's still coming out of me.
0:39.8	Wow. Bobby Wolfe with the Cincinnati fart. Thank you, sir. Thank you for paying proper homage to the
0:50.4	incident that occurred. I was really, really something, man. Really something. Oh, sweet
0:58.4	steam. Big news. Big announcement for me. I wear my jeans as high as anyone. Here's the big
1:11.8	news. November 13th, I'm doing New York City as part of the New York Comedy Festival. I have a
1:21.0	show at the Skurball Center. Tickets are on sale now. Go to TomSagura.com. November 13th,
1:30.1	Skurball Center, New York City as part of the New York Comedy Festival. Very exciting stuff.
1:37.7	This week, if you're listening right now, the moment this came out, which I hope you are,
1:43.8	you'll notice that in Raleigh, North Carolina, we've added a show. I'm doing a second show tonight.
1:49.4	That's tonight. So make sure you come to the show in Raleigh if you can. In addition to that,
1:57.6	Friday, I am at the Howard Theater in Watch Become Dick Come. Washington, Washington D.P.
2:10.6	It's Washington. Washington D.P. Howard Theater, Friday night. Saturday, I'm in St. Louis at the
2:17.9	Ready Room. It is sold out. I'm sorry, Taint Louis. Taint Louis. The Ready Room is sold out. And Sunday,
2:24.5	I'm at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Northern California doing a really big crazy show with Dave
2:31.1	Chappelle, Chris Tucker, and many more. I'm very excited about that. That should be fun. Yes. Next week,
2:39.1	Tuesday, Ventura Harbor Comedy Club. Please come and see me Thursday, the San Jose improv in San
2:47.9	Jose, California, and Saturday, the ice house in Pasadena with the main mommy. Well, thank you.
2:57.4	We're doing the podcast live in the main room. That's how big it's getting now. We need the big room. We moved out of the
3:03.5	the stage two room into the main room, 8 p.m. prime time slot at the ice house. Please come see the show. Live.
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