32: 911? It's me

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too. Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIA Athena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIA Calm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA Roman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, welcome to Swarth. As always, before I jump into the episode, please
0:14.5	rate, subscribe and review the show. My listeners and sleuths, you guys mean absolutely everything
0:21.7	to me. So thank you if you've already done so. But next time, someone asks you for your
0:29.6	number, you better be grabbing their phone and then subscribing to Swarth. And that's
0:35.5	what I really know that you guys care. Okay? Love you guys. I have got my gorgeous brilliant
0:43.5	producer here. And Alex is also joining you. Bitch. Anyways, hi. I'm here. Hi, Alex. She is gorgeous.
0:54.3	I'm brilliant and beautiful and all of those wonderful things. All right. So Alex, you are younger
1:01.1	than me. So maybe you can offer some insight here. But I was out of graduation. And I was taking
1:08.3	pictures with my brother after and I was listening to these fucking kids talking and just eavesdropping
1:17.7	on their conversation, thinking to myself, like, what dialect is this? These kids, I don't even know
1:28.5	how to explain it. These kids were legitimately speaking in Twitter. Twitter is a language.
1:36.4	My, okay, for example, my brother out of nowhere was talking about a sneaky link. Okay. I thought
1:46.7	he was talking about an animal, like an exotic cat of some kind. I don't know what the fuck a sneaky
1:53.3	link is. What? Apparently it means a booty call. Did you know that? Yes. Okay. Well, I don't know
2:01.9	if I believe you all. Do you know what it means? Can you use it in a sentence for me? Get the sneaky
2:11.6	link in through the back and his link us send his link us back home. I feel like that is a
2:20.4	fact that you don't think so. But that's funny that you bring this up because SNL actually did a
2:25.5	skit on this, like about how Gen Z speaks. And it's interesting because a lot of these terms have
2:32.1	actually been around forever. And it's just now making its way to suburban TikTok. And kids are
2:38.8	making it sound like an entirely different language. Uh-huh. So basically suburban kids are appropriating
2:46.8	again. Exactly. No cap. No cap. I don't even know about works there. I get how to use no cap now
2:56.7	and I say it. But I thought for about a month that no cap was a gun reference. Okay. I know it's not.
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