32: Pocahontas was *not* into John Smith (Part 2)
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🗓️ 20 November 2024
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Summary
They thought wrong.
Remember, kids, history hoes always cite their sources! For this episode, Norm pulled from:
Custalow, Linwood, and Angela L. Daniel. The True Story of Pocahontas. Fulcrum Publishing, 2007.
“The Lost Colony - Fort Raleigh National Historic Site (U.S. National Park Service),” n.d. https://www.nps.gov/fora/learn/historyculture/the-lost-colony.htm.
“The Virginia Company of London - Historic Jamestowne Part of Colonial National Historical Park (U.S. National Park Service),” n.d. https://www.nps.gov/jame/learn/historyculture/the-virginia-company-of-london.htm.
Townsend, Camilla. Pocahontas and the Powhatan Dilemna. Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2004.
Woodward, Grace Steele. Pocahontas. Univ. of Oklahoma Press, 1969.
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| 0:00.0 | Hear ye, hear ye! You are listening to an old-timey podcast. I'm Norman Caruso. |
| 0:07.1 | And are we still wearing ankle socks? Kristen Caruso! |
| 0:10.9 | I know I am, and on this episode, it's part two of my series on Pocahontas. |
| 0:16.4 | I am too, but sometimes I wear the other kind of socks that I feel like the kids are wearing these days, |
| 0:22.1 | and I feel like a big dork. |
| 0:25.4 | Like the long white socks? |
| 0:27.2 | Yes. |
| 0:27.9 | I've tried wearing those two, but my calves are like real thick, double-se thick. |
| 0:33.5 | Here he goes. He's bragging about his calves as usual. |
| 0:36.7 | It looks like I'm wearing funnels on my feet. |
| 0:40.2 | It looks ridiculous. |
| 0:41.9 | You know, I got to say, as a couple, you and I have massive calves. |
| 0:48.7 | I understand it's nothing to brag about, and yet if there were awards given for a couple with the biggest calves, I think we might be in the running, sir. |
| 0:59.5 | Well, when cannibalism occurs in a couple years, people are going to get a lot of great meat on my legs. |
| 1:06.3 | They're going to be chowing down for sure. |
| 1:08.5 | Okay, great. |
| 1:09.3 | I'll say, ooh, let's get him. |
| 1:10.5 | Look at that guy. Look at those calves. Yeah, nice games, sure. Okay, great. I'll say, oh, let's get him. Look at that guy. |
| 1:11.7 | Look at those calves. |
| 1:13.1 | Yeah, nice games, buddy. |
| 1:15.1 | Maybe I could nibble on them a little bit. |
| 1:17.7 | Well, that's certainly a fun thing to think about for the years ahead. |
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