Cold Open! It's Hank, and we've got a special episode for you this week, but before we get to it, a reminder.

This weekend, starting on February 25th, is the Project for Awesome.

You can get involved in the P4A in a few different ways. You can make a video promoting your favorite charity and submit it to ProjectFor Awesome.com.

I made a video on vlog brothers a couple of weeks ago, talking about how to make good videos promoting charities.

You can also donate to the Project for Awesome and in exchange, you can get a ton of amazing perks, including our all-time favorite.

Everybody gets at the Digital Download Bundle, which will include an exclusive episode of Dear Hank and John, as well as all of our TikTok drafts, which is, I'm not kidding, I think, over an hour of truly unhinged content, if you add both our drafts together.

But also, there are, of course, tons of other great perks and perks that will be added throughout the 48-hour livestream, which reminds me, 48-hour livestream at youtube.com slash vlog brothers, where John and I will be absolutely ruining our credibility and having lots of amazing guest hosts.

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Join us, and now, on with a show.

Hello, and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Uh, no. It's Dear Chelsea and Hank.

It's a podcast where two brothers and sometimes a brother and a friend answer your questions, give you the abuse advice, and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon Chelsea.

Do you know where the polar bear keeps his money?

On the rapidly diminishing ice flows that remain in the Arctic.

No, he keeps it in the snowbank.

Geez, God, we're already throwing already. It's a bummer already. Look, I'm sure that we will get to the bummers.

So one of the things that is weird about a podcast where two brothers answer your questions is that John and I know about some things.

Like John can answer your questions about a English football.

And I can answer your questions about Mars, but there's a lot of stuff we don't know that much about.

And one of the things that we most frequently get questions about is jobs and money.

And I feel not particularly qualified to talk about that stuff.

So one of the things that we'd like to do more of is have people who can actually answer questions like that on Dear Hank and John and ask them those kinds of questions.

And Chelsea is does that for a living.

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