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The Joe Rogan Experience

#322 - Ari Shaffir

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2013

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian and host of his own podcasts, "Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank" and "Punch Drunk Sports", both available on Spotify. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The Joe Rogan Experience

0:05.0

by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night all day.

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So what was it the we had said do you remember do you remember what I told so just save for the podcast that we were just talking about you know hang on

0:18.1

Do you remember? Oh yeah my friend who fell for the Nigerian scam. Yeah, he fell for Nigeria his brother.

0:24.4

By the way this is Ari Schifir, ladies, gentlemen, and Ari Schifir's new comedy special drops today.

0:29.6

Passive aggressive. Where can you get it? You can go to Ari The Great com. You can also go to already chafio.com. Look at that's the Jew in him. See how excited he

0:36.5

got it. Is what I did all morning. This is what I did all morning.

0:38.7

I think Kevin B this morning. I said hi. Oh cool this guys are great. Yeah Yeah, they're way cooler than I thought, you know?

0:44.8

Oh, really? You didn't think they're going to be cool?

0:46.2

I just didn't know. Anytime you tell me somebody's been in the business for 30 years,

0:48.9

I just assume, that means conservative, and they're not going to like me.

0:52.0

Yeah, you assume they're old and that they're like just out of touch, right?

0:57.0

Yeah, something.

0:58.0

Living in that soft world of radio.

1:00.0

Yeah, I just look at them as adults or something.

1:02.0

It's like you've been in something. I don't know.

1:04.0

As opposed to yourself. Yeah, or just 37 years old. You know, people think of you as an adult you fuck. I guess so.

1:10.0

You know you're like middle-aged. You're not, you're middle-aged? Yeah. You're not even grown up. You're not, you're middle-aged, you fuck. I live like such a slob.

1:17.0

Yeah, you're middle-aged if you're lucky. If you're lucky, you live to be 72, 73 years old. That's pretty good. I hope I don't get black mold it'll just stay there

1:25.2

yeah you got black mold it would be the end of me there would be no cleaning they

1:30.0

definitely should do studies on my body afterwards to see what happens for prolonged use.

1:34.0

Yeah, they would look at your apartment alone. See this motherfucker is like he's a study.

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