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It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Chilling Tales for Dark Nights. The

The Good evening listener.

You're listening to Chilling Tales for Dark Nights.

On tonight's edition, we invite you to leave behind your safe reality

and descend with us into the most terrifying imaginations,

with audio adaptations of frightening fiction about awesome anti-heroes.

I'm your host, Steve Taylor, and tonight I'll be your guide as we traverse the dimly lit corridors of your

darkest dreams joining us tonight to help bring to life the festive fiction of

M. Innenbach our voice talents Drew Blood Jeff Sturtevant Olivia Steele and

Kevin Barbary now get your ticket ready, take your seat in our Theater of the Mines, and brace yourself.

It's time to turn off the lights and turn on the dark.

Our first tale this is On The Dark.

Our first tale this evening is written by M. Innenbach and performed by Drew Blood, Jeff Sturdivant, Olivia Steed, and Kevin Barbary. In it, we bear witness to the cunning conclusion of our sinister Santa saving story.

Now, without further ado, I present to you a very Ursa Christmas, a Blobbert Holiday Tale, Part 2.

A story as old as time itself, an overpowered demigod and his dickhead elf at war with

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