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Welcome to beach to beach to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Beach to Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm X-teen. I'm ex-Aandy. And we're so thrilled to be here today. We have an exciting little update. It's just some fun stuff. Nothing's changing. We're just adding something new, which is a little segment in between the themes and challenges. We're just going to try it out just to see if people like it, but we wanted to find a way

for people to get more engaged with the show. And so we set up for patrons, we set up this little

voicemail box, which yes, was a dangerous choice that we made.

But you know what?

Now we're just inviting the chaos in.

We're leaning into it.

It's really an insane thing for us to do.

It is insane.

It's like...

Just like call me all the time, you know?

And like I'm trying to get over my phone anxiety, but not quite so immersively, you know? But the exciting thing is you can call in, leave a voice message.

And we basically can take that and feature it in an episode.

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