324: mOON NOT COLD?

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Are there more wheels or doors? Are there more teeth or more legs? Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Or as I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:11.0	give you the DBC advice from venue all the week's news from both Mars and FC Wimbledon.
0:15.1	John, the other day I came out, my bicycle was still locked to the thing,
0:21.9	but the tires had been removed from the bicycle.
0:26.0	You know how this can happen sometimes?
0:27.3	They're like, well, we can't steal the whole bike,
0:28.6	might as well steal the tires.
0:30.0	Sure.
0:32.0	And now I'm working tirelessly to try and catch the guy who did it.
0:35.1	I don't know.
0:36.6	Wait, did this really happen?
0:38.1	No.
0:39.6	So tirelessly.
0:41.8	So in addition to inventing a crime, which I will remind you is itself a crime.
0:48.1	You committed a further crime by not even really having a punchline.
0:52.3	I did.
0:53.1	I'm working tirelessly because I don't have tires.
0:56.3	But even as you said it,
0:58.2	you pulled your own punch.
0:59.8	I'm like, oh, I already disliked this one.
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