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Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know

what they think. Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Beach, you see any water too wet, the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm your sibling co-host, Steena. I'm your sibling co-host, Zander. Wait, Zanda. Stina, Zan? I'm trying to make it. I'm playing with it.

Oh, with your own name.

So I can stay Zandi.

Yeah, this is just a me thing.

Please get out of my journey, okay?

My name's Zandi.

I'm the other sibling co-host.

Welcome to our show where we read shitty reviews for you.

And also have patrons read shitty reviews or whatever they have in their voicemails.

So it's been really fun. So thanks everyone for sending those in.

Our patrons have also become our secret labor force because they go out.

It's not so secret anymore because we're always trying to get people to sign up.

I know.

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