You guys welcome to episode 32 of the Smush Room.

The podcast of Deep Lives on the Well Known and more importantly not so well

known hookups of your favorite reality TV holes. I'm your host Troy. not

importantly, not so well known hookups of your favorite reality TV holes.

I'm your host Troy McEady. Just kidding, they're not whores.

They're not whores.

They are stars.

And yeah, I'm really excited about today's episode. It's going to be super fun. I

Actually recorded this episode like two months ago with my friend Ashley and our audio didn't work like her the whole time she was just like

spitting fire and spitting truths and you couldn't hear anything it didn't work

so I decided I'm just gonna go back and re-record it myself. You know, I'm sure her and I will get together at some point and re-record and there will be some other wild tour that we can talk about for two hours but today you're just

getting me you're getting me and my cough drops you're getting me and my

mason jar full of tap water you're getting me you're getting me and my pile of tissues next to me, some used, some not.

As I explained in episodes prior, I possess a cough.

I also possess allergies. Okay, I'm not it. I'm nowhere near a perfect human. I have it is allergy season for me all year round. I constantly have a stuff you don't like I have the kind of voice inflation where it constantly sounds like I need to blow my nose

Like all the time and I do need to blow my nose all the time. It's not a lie, but it's just part of who I am. I possess that. We talked about that before. I don't have a cough. I don't have allergies. I possess them. They are part of my body. I'm like Ode-May like these things just take me they just take me over and they become part of my soul and it is who I am and you either accept me from my allergies and my pile of dirty tissues and my lukewarm tap water and my

dollar store brand cough drops that say cough drop on the bag instead of halls.

You either accept me for those things or you don't. But either way I'm still going to fill your ears with useless facts about

terror Reed in the year 2001 because why not I guess I should also update you about my life. Let's see what's going on right now?

I am Christmas shopping a lot. I just actually came home from the stores and I'm just trying to find stuff for everybody I need to buy stuff from my mom

and I'm not really sure what to get her I mean what do you buy a queen that has everything the thing about my mom is that she's like super

My mom is very basic in the best way possible. She's like one of those women that just like owns being basic she's a Lauren conrad you know

...