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Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!
0:07.0	Dores, I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:09.6	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your question, give you to be a
0:12.3	advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.5	John, as you may or may not know when you got COVID, like I did, it's really
0:21.4	important to eat a lot of ants.
0:23.5	Because as you may know, they have antibodies.
0:30.5	I want to be very clear about that.
0:31.8	I'm sorry that you got COVID and not only that you got COVID but that you've been quite
0:35.8	ill with it for several weeks and as a result, this entire episode I will be
0:40.4	deferential and kind to you and pretend that your jokes are funny even when they're
0:45.2	not.
0:46.2	I want to be clear though, Hank, I want you to feel the pity dripping through the phone
0:50.8	right now.
0:51.8	Okay?
0:52.8	I don't you don't you don't you don't you feel it from you?
0:55.7	I can feel it from everybody else listening.
0:58.9	Whenever I'm really sick, really should he even be doing this?
1:03.4	Whenever I'm really sick, there's a fascinating phenomenon where the only thing people are
1:07.3	able to give me is the one thing I really don't want, which is their sympathy.
1:14.1	I mostly want them to be like outraged on my behalf like this is horrible.
1:19.8	I'm so sorry that you're sick, not in like a pittying way but in a somewhat angry way,
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