347: The Ultimate Stalemate, Emotionally (w/ Mark Watson!)

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Could you break out of a giant pickle? How do I pretend I know what someone's talking about? How do I handle people who don't like Rocky Horror?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.1	Or is that it?
0:07.2	Think of it?
0:08.2	Dear Mark Watson and Hank.
0:09.8	It's a podcast where two brothers and sometimes a brother and a friend give you advice, answer
0:14.7	your questions and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC and Imelda.
0:18.1	Today I'm here with Mark Watson, Mark did you know that two vegetarians can never argue
0:24.1	because they're not allowed to have beef?
0:26.5	I don't think that's that bad.
0:29.4	I'm disappointed by how little I'm cringing.
0:34.4	Well, you're a professional comedian so you would know.
0:39.9	I guess the thing is I'm also a dad so I probably have developed a kind of imperviousness
0:44.9	to dad jokes now.
0:46.2	I'm kind of the target, wouldn't you?
0:48.5	You're in it.
0:49.5	I'm in it.
0:50.5	What kind of children do you have?
0:53.0	I have 12 year old boy and an eight year old girl.
0:55.9	So I'm now in a very poor position to judge whether a joke is good because everything
1:01.5	I do is embarrassing to them anyway.
1:03.1	Oh no, that happens that quickly.
1:07.0	Well, yeah, but I don't even say that with too much regret.
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