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Ghostrunners

351 - The Bellyflop Contest

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Jake has an update on the Stella/scam situation, Brad got in trouble at the woodworker's guild, and dolphins are awesome. Help give the gift of water to those in need: https://give.healingwaters.org/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jake, it's a rainy day today, when we're recording this, I don't know what it's like for the ghosties out there, but was driving on the interstate down the highway, and there was a sign that said,

0:12.0

wipers on, headlights on, it's the law.

0:16.6

And I don't, it felt kind of threatening,

0:19.7

it felt kind of like, like I don't think there's very many people out there that are like my

0:23.6

wipers are on but I'm purposely keeping these headlights off.

0:27.1

Ha ha, that's how I stick it to the man.

0:28.8

Well, yeah, who's who's out there like thinking this is so rebellious?

0:31.9

This is better for my car I can drive

0:33.8

better with no I don't I don't think that there's like you need to

0:36.8

threaten the law with it you know it's like It's like yeah if a car if a car stopped in front of you don't hit it. It's the law

0:49.0

It's like well, yeah, but also like it's just safe. I going to try to be safe a train's coming down the

0:56.6

tracks stop and let it go it's the law it's the law it's the law it's like yeah I know I get it I would plan on it I think most of us are planning on it I still

1:06.0

I don't get the yeah the wild wild guy it's just like oh I can't wait to not have my headlights on right now

1:13.8

yeah who are these people who are these outlaws outlaw yeah who are

1:17.6

apparently are like fighting against this like no no way that takes up too much of my

1:22.2

battery I don't know like whatever and got a bad alternator.

1:26.0

Yeah, it's gonna take a while to recharge it so don't worry about it.

1:30.0

What I mean, yeah, what else are these people fighting? What else do these people care so strongly about?

1:35.6

I don't know.

1:36.3

I don't know either, buddy,

1:38.0

but we'll talk more about other things later on in the episode.

1:41.2

So let's go ahead and let's go and roll those music. Can't wait here we go.

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