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Ghostrunners

361 - A Night at the Drive-In

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

We do a schmores of things you procrastinate on, Brad shares more stories from Memphis, and Jake & Timon give their review of the movie Twisters. Ghostie fantasy football is here! Our Patrons will have first access in order of your monthly contribution. Public sign ups will go live tomorrow at 12:00pm CST and $15 Patrons will get access 15 minutes early! League A's draft will be Thursday (tomorrow) at 9:00pm CST and League B's draft will be Monday (Sep 2nd) at 8:00pm CST. Come to Branson with us! https://www.ghostrunners.life/branson Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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I'm not trying to be controversial here. It's a Wednesday morning, you know, let's not be crazy.

0:04.4

I don't want to take a side on this in general, but let me just say that I think that from a janitorial

0:10.4

perspective, the gender neutral bathrooms was the most genius thing they could have ever done.

0:16.0

Play why?

0:18.0

I was at the library yesterday and there were I mean it was there were single bathrooms

0:22.1

but it was like hey boys or girls whoever

0:23.9

wants to can use this thing.

0:26.7

The accuracy that I have I'm like Robin Hood in the archery games.

0:31.5

It's like a social pressure to like perform 100% if I if I miss I'm wiping every single drop because a lady could use it after.

0:40.0

Because a lady could use it after me. I think whereas like you know how like in a men's bathroom like you know sometimes you have a hose it's like plugged in and screwed in and it's on and then you like kind of unplug or unscrew it and it's like just like

0:54.0

spraying a little bit oh sorry at first I thought you said you know in the

0:56.7

men's bathroom there's like a hose I can't imagine that that sometimes feels like

1:00.7

what happens to guys in the men's bathroom.

1:03.0

Where it's just like, the hose wasn't properly screwed in

1:06.4

and it's just like kind of,

1:07.8

yeah, just like a bad sprinkler.

1:09.1

Right, exactly.

1:09.9

It's just like, it's not completely working or not working. It's just kind of

1:14.6

flapping around. Quick sidebar you know what I'm always curious. Why is the

1:17.6

underneath a urinal always wet down there? What is that? Don't ask. It can't all be your there's no way it's all I don't

1:25.4

you know what we're talking about it's always wet underneath like how we're

1:28.0

standing kind of where you're standing but almost seems like directly

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