Hey, hey, so listen, um, we're in Jamaica, cold open. We're in Jamaica right now. We're

on vacation, hankin' me because we're not just brothers on the internet. We're also

brothers in real life. It's pretty cool. And we're recording this on an iPhone, so apologies

for the poor sound quality. That's gonna sound great. But we had to run away from our spouses

to record it at all. Yeah, we had to send them to the spa. I'm not sure that this is how they

prefer for this to have gone for vacations to go. Yeah, but we're here. We're gonna answer

some of your questions, provide you with dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from

both Mars and ASC Wimbledon, but we're gonna do it in a little more of a chill way. Yeah,

real chill vibes today. It's more of an easy listening DJ energy. Like we're in, like we're

surrounded by a bamboo fence, which we are. Imagine that. I feel like the main thing that those

great DJs do to make you feel calm as they extend the last sample of the phrase for a while. Yeah.

All right, what's on? Yeah, yeah, I wanna tell you a story about this morning. Wait, is this gonna be

a damn dad joke? No. So last night I woke up in the middle of the night in Jamaica in my room

because it sounded like someone had knocked a shampoo bottle in the bathroom off of the thing

and I hit the ground. I went, doop, doop. I was like, that look, here's the situation. This is

what I, because I'm very tired. I'm very tired. And I was like, either that was nothing of

importance or there's a person in my hotel room. In either situation, the right call is to lay

here quietly with my eyes closed. Yeah, because if I do that almost every night, it's not gonna

get better if I'm like, what are you doing in here? And so I laid there and I was actually pretty

at peace because I knew there was like a 99.99% chance that it was just something. And then about

20 minutes later, I was still awake because it wasn't that at ease. I was still awake and I heard

the noise again. But this time, it was obviously because at this point, I was awake and being

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