But that really drove the point home to me that he is dough.

Yeah.

He is to be eaten.

Yes, he is.

That's weird.

Hello, welcome to guides the unknown.

I'm Kristen.

And I'm her little brother, William.

And we are talking about monsters in the form of capitalism.

These are the monsters that sell us products.

Monetary monsters.

Yeah.

Commerce creeps.

Yeah, that's right.

But seriously, like weirdo mascots.

But if you think about it, like, what the hell are these things?

Yes, it's amusing.

I feel like we've done this very sparingly in the past,

but we've recently been dedicated to covering things that are like particularly funny or stupid

or silly. And this felt like it was right in the wheelhouse. And at the end of the last episode,

I don't even remember why now. Seven years in my memory still gets erased whenever we do a show.

Yes.

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