371: Doppelgangers & Doozies (LISTENER STORIES)

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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You saw something. You said something. And now we're reading frightening listener stories to cap a very scary, very fun year! BOO! [YouTube Version] [Sources & links] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen, we should be part of everyone's horrifying tales.
0:03.9	While I was listening to Guide to the Unknown and I saw a Banshee.
0:07.6	That's right.
0:13.1	Hello, welcome to Guides the Unknown.
0:15.2	I'm Kristen.
0:16.0	And I'm her little brother, William.
0:17.8	And, you know, happy almost New Year, everybody. Very nearly. Yes, very close.
0:23.5	The ball's about to drop. Oh my God. An exciting time for every child.
0:31.9	What? That is what it is. Yes, it is. The Gack Tower is about to explode. What do you want to say?
0:37.9	No.
0:38.9	I've wondered, ever since I became an adult, I was like, oh, would it be kind of cool to, instead of watching the ball drop, watch the Gack Tower explode.
0:45.9	But I think that that's gone.
0:48.3	Yeah, I don't think they slime people anymore.
0:49.9	No, the new thing for kids to do is that you put on a fake countdown.
0:54.1	Yes. No, the new thing for kids to do is that you put on a fake countdown. Yes, which is brilliant.
0:55.8	It's so smart.
0:56.9	You put on a fake countdown at just before their bedtime.
1:01.1	That way they get to celebrate the coming of the new year and you get to put them to bed right on time.
1:06.9	Yeah.
1:07.3	Or if you're really smart, what I'm going to do, I'm going to play it for Zoe at two in the afternoon this year.
1:12.2	Ooh, yeah. Get out of bed nice and early. Why is it so bright in 2025? Go to sleep.
1:17.2	That's it's a new year and this is the way things are going to happen. So it's going to harken in a new year with some listener stories that you have sent into us.
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