Do witches really fly around on broomsticks?

We all know monsters exist. My question is, what do they taste like?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life! on This Paranormal Live!

Hello everyone and welcome back to This Paranormal Life,

The Comedy Paranormal Podcast

where every week we investigate a brand new paranormal tale, claim, case or beast, and come to a conclusion

as to whether or not it truly is paranormal. As always, I am joined by one of the most dangerous hunters in the paranormal game, Kit Greer Mulvena.

If you are one of the biggest hunters, then you can maybe help me with question number two is not only

capturing but eating a monster yeah well it's a pretty salient question actually

because we've touched on it before I I am a monster hunter. A dangerous one too, but I am vegan.

So I think you've mentioned before one of the only monsters that I actually could get

a nibble of would be the vegetable man of West Virginia. Yeah, most of our

paranormal adventures involve kits kind of tracking the creature, managing to

capture it, photographing it, taking all the scientific measurements, and then right when he's about to set it free, I step in and go,

I'll take it from here, but sharpening a set of kitchen knives in my hands.

Opening a disposable barbecue.

Because the thing is, right, once you've

taken all the pictures and like giving your big thumbs up

for the newspapers, like you capture King Kong,

yeah.

What's there left to do except eat the guy? No, no, I would say kind of

taxonomically file it away in a museum for preservation for future generations.

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