376: Death of the Dad Joke

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Or as I prefer to think of it, dear John and Hank.
0:09.0	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you some advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.0	John I have a question for you.
0:17.0	Yeah great I love questions.
0:19.0	How much how much how many like holes in your Swiss cheese would there have to be before you were like actually this is kind of a rip-off?
0:30.0	Well, as it happens, I don't like Swiss cheese because I feel like it's kind of a rip-off.
0:35.0	Is it, is it, you're like, that's a lot of air I'm buying.
0:39.0	Yeah, no, like I, if I bought cheddar, I'd get...
0:42.0	Every other cheese has figured this problem out.
0:44.0	Yeah, more cheese for my cheese.
0:47.0	And Swiss cheese is like, what if?
0:50.0	Yeah, they're using it as a selling point.
0:52.0	It's like if I bought a burger and they were like, oh, it it as a selling point.
0:52.6	It's like if I bought a burger and they were like,
0:54.4	oh, it's got a bunch of holes in it.
0:55.5	That makes it fancier.
0:56.5	It's a fancy kind of beef you can't get without holes in it.
0:59.7	Yeah, Swiss beef.
1:01.1	But I'd be like, I don't want the holes, I want a burger.
1:05.0	Yeah. If I wanted to eat air, wait, is this the new thing where you ask me a question and it's not a dad joke? I'm waiting for punchline but what if there is no punchline maybe this is the new bit
1:15.9	This is no punchline. No this is amazing. I love this I'm legitimately
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