Hey everybody welcome to the Wadcast podcast my name is Eddie Eft and I am your

host I am the only host left everyone else has left me haven't left. They've gone on to bigger and better things.

But I am still here doing the show because I love the wadcast.

And today's episode is brought to you at 6.16 a.m. I've been up for 18 hours straight working on this episode and I'm not joking

I started it I said I'm gonna make a Best Up episode I'm in Chicago I got some time on my hands

I'm doing shows at the most amazing comedy club Zaines comedy club and with my downtime I was like you know

what I'm going to make a best-off episode and I regret it completely

Even though I had tons of laughs

tons of laughs listening to this episode. I found myself laughing so hard to hear some of these

things again. I am exhausted. I am going to sleep now because I've just been working non-stop. I took a break to go do three shows, but other than that.

I want to thank D.J. Sullivan, who is our Patreon winner.

If you give five bucks a month to Patreon, our Patreon, which is at Wodcast Podcast.

com, you're going to get into the running to get a myopux or a not or and a leopard claw.

Myopux is an electronic muscle stimulator.

If you ever get injured you need this thing.

It'll get you uninjured.

It's the best thing in the world.

You hook it up, pumps your muscles, makes your muscles pump the blood out,

twitches your muscles, pump, pump, pump pump, pump pump, pump pump, pump pump

pumps the blood out. You get the blood out ends the congestion

makes the inflammatory process

uh... it expediates the inflammatory process let's say that and you can use use the, before you do it, you can use the

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