Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

My name is Dan Triber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Anna Toshinsky and Andrew

Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

Starting with fact number one and that's my fact this week, my fact is that the world's

longest golf putt took 26 seconds for the ball to reach the hole.

In that time it covered a distance of over 9 miles.

So Dan, I've just done some calculations just before we came on.

When I reckon that means they must have hit the ball at about just over 1200 miles per

hour.

And is that good James, I know you think I go.

I've just been watching the open just before we came on as well and Bryson De Shambho

who most people think hits it the hardest and fastest of anyone can hit it at maximum

of 140 miles an hour.

So what the fuck's going on?

Okay, so yes you were correct in your calculation but incorrect in how this record was set.

This was set aboard Concord.

Oh, yeah.

So it is a cheat.

I was talking to our good buddy Jason Haysley and this came up in conversation.

He mentioned that a record had been set by someone who had basically used the idea that

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