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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

388. Operation Do-It-To-Em

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 27 June 2024

โฑ๏ธ 56 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

๐Ÿ˜ฎ Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia ๐ŸŽค MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god ๐Ÿ˜ Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got Ryan Garcia doing standup, wives who's plans are always changing, alien hive minds, MRIs, and Jo Koy "dissing" mumble rap. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Runk.

0:03.0

Ha ha ha!

0:05.0

All right everyone, it is episode 3, 88 of congratulations and let's go and let's have lunch.

0:24.4

Remember I told you about that you guys?

0:26.0

Remember I told you about that everybody in this world that ever listened to

0:29.2

congratulations podcast?

0:31.2

I had a foreign exchange student when I was in high school and he said he was Japanese

0:36.2

no was he Japanese or Korean. Well started off the podcast racist but I don't remember I think he was

0:42.3

actually Korean and he said

0:46.9

hey uh Chris I've been trying to learn my American accent can you want to hear it and I said yeah and he said he leaned

0:55.1

in to me and said let's have lunch and that's that's it and we should stop the

1:01.0

show after that because it's not going to get better than that but that did happen and

1:05.9

and I'll never forget it but the

1:10.4

actually my son said something super funny there today. Hold on let me take my my magic mind.

1:19.5

Housed it. It's small so you can house it but I house it. Magic mind. So I am putting my son to bed last night.

1:34.0

Actually he said a few funny things.

1:37.0

Oh no, this is the thing he said.

1:39.0

He said, putting my son to bed last night, right?

1:42.0

I do it. It's my thing. I love doing it. I have a, you know, sometimes I'm out of town so I don't get to do it. So when I am home I make sure to do it.

1:51.0

And brush his teeth, put him in bed, and we're laying there and he, you know,

1:57.5

he'll set up and sometimes he'll go back down. But he sat, he looked at me and he said, what the?

2:06.2

Can I say that?

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