388: Turtle the Moon

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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What is toothpaste? What counts as a rare book? What would happen if Gamera hugged the moon?

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	Gores, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:08.8	It's a podcast for two brothers, answer your questions, give you to-bease advice and bring you all the week's news, from
0:13.9	both Mars, the planet, and AFC Wimbledon, a soccer team.
0:18.4	John, yeah.
0:20.1	What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
0:22.8	What do you get? A slow poke.
0:24.8	Oh, slow poke.
0:26.8	Yeah. Maybe that's the one, maybe that's what you need.
0:29.5	You just need it to be like cute and not trying that hard.
0:33.0	Maybe I need to be, first off, I think that also is what you get when you just have a porcupine.
0:38.6	I don't think porcupines are particularly fast, are they? You have a
0:42.8	but they can poke fast. Oh I see okay. Well the a couple things are happening
0:48.9	Hank that I need to talk about. Oh my gosh we're're going to, what is, okay.
0:54.0	One is that the Turtles All the Way Down movie, the movie adaptation of my book Turtles All the
0:58.2	way Down comes out.
0:59.2	Is that why I did a turtle joke?
1:00.6	Yes.
1:02.3	I assumed.
1:03.0	Was it a complete coincidence?
1:06.0	No, I was looking at turtle joke specifically, so there must have been a reason.
1:11.0	Yeah, I think that must have been the reason in your heart of hearts you knew that I'm
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