Riccolo.

No, there's no Riccolo here. There'll be no cough, uh, lozages needed.

I will, I will enunciate and speak crispy

crispy and Cleary how about that

welcome to the Harland highway I am Harland Williams

and today we're gonna be talking about wild crazy stuff like money. Banks.

What was the last time you were in your bank?

And what was the last time you played Monopoly?

We're going to talk about those things.

We're going to talk about food.

Not only getting the wrong kinds of food in your mouth,

but getting food delivered. Uh-huh. And speaking of delivered,

we're going to talk about cars and watching movies in cars, which isn't right.

And then we're going to talk about the number three.

Did you hear that everything happens in threes?

I don't know why it does.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Or just a nothing. See what I did there? I had to say three things because

everything happens in threes. And speaking of threes, how many computer ports do you

have in your computer computer I've got like

20 million and I don't know what any of them do so we're gonna plug into them and

see what all the ports of my computer do and then an unwanted uninvited annoying guest drops by the studio today.

Oh, this guy drives me nuts.

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